Notes from the Dr.
I've spent years studying Eastern, Middle Eastern and Central Eastern Medicine and Rituals
The world isn't ready for everything I've learned. I launched this site to allow a slow trickle of vital, life saving knowledge into our western culture.
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My goal is to dethrone current "alternate medicine" which is just a second profit center of Big Food. They want you slowly dying and always paying.
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With the right knowledge we can extend our lives further or even better shorten them as a mercy to the people around us
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Join me in this journey beyond facts and beyond science and bathe the warm juices of knowing stuff that other people dont. Live better . Be better. Than them.
A Flap is not so much a barrier but a gateway!
Workshops & Retreats
Join me in my love raft! Gentle rolling waves and frigid river water will drive you to a new understanding of internal warmth. My rates are competetive and all my bodily emissions are within reasonable PH ranges.
Speaking
My written word is free but spoken words won't come cheap. I have prepared materials from various adult genres and for seven dollars a word I would be happy to read your shitty script.
Corporate Training
Let me put your coworkers in their place regarding your new controversial beliefs. I am skilled in berating and intimidation. They wont know what hit them unless their eyes are open when i hit them.